Hey how you doin' lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft
Nah, I’m just playin' ‘less you say I can
And I'm known to be a real nasty man
Remember to always get /consent!
A Week in Review
Raids, Alts, Loots, and Recruits, oh my! Welcome all new applicants! Grats to all on the loots and levels.
Here's a few highlights from this weeks scheduled raids:
Loot Fear Hourly (Fear 4-19-20 Midday Hour 3), 04.19.20Umbral Platemail Boots - Goruk, 3 DKP
Eyerazzia - Illafex, 3 DKP
Lustrous Russet Bracer - Jeptha, 140 DKP
Cryosilk Cloak - Dreamchild, 11 DKP
Lustrous Russet Bracer - Fugz, 134 DKP
Lustrous Russet Boots - Allenon, 151 DKP
Loot Fear Hourly (Fear 4-20-20 Redeye Hour 3), 04.20.20Lustrous Russet Boots - Petunya, 111 DKP
Amygdalan Tendril - Rageega, 3 DKP
Lustrous Russet Bracer - Frosinz, 136 DKP
Lustrous Russet Helm - Stabtastic, 11 DKP
Cryosilk Cap - Catan, 21 DKP
Lustrous Russet Vambraces - Lethan, 141 DKP
Carmine Boots - BeaTiny, 3 DKP
Umbral Platemail Breastplate - Goruk, 3 DKP
Carmine Sleeves - Nooks, 3 DKP
Loot Fear Hourly (Fear 4-20-20 Midday Hour 3), 04.20.20Shiverback-Hide Armbands - Rellina, 3 DKP
Cryosilk Amice - BeaTiny, 12 DKP
Blighted Robe - Dylanchal, 80 DKP
Vermiculated Bracelet - Rasiel, 147 DKP
Vermiculated Gloves - Chai, 7 DKP
Blighted Sleeves - Morbidecay, 3 DKP
Shiverback Hide Jerkin - Squirming, 3 DKP
Lustrous Russet Gauntlets - Kcii, 132 DKP
Lustrous Russet Greaves - Ugry, 48 DKP
Lustrous Russet Greaves - Outcast, 47 DKP
Vermiculated Leggings - Relldorne, 52 DKP
Cryosilk Webshield - Ilxoxll, 21 DKP
Loot Dungeon Crawl - Solb & FG (Fire Giants 4-21-20 Tranix and Skarlon), 04.21.20Mithril Greaves - Calming, 3 DKP
Loot Dungeon Crawl - Solb & FG (Fire Giants 4-20-20 Redeye Efreeti and Magi), 04.21.20Golden Efreeti Boots - Ilxoxll, 60 DKP
Polished Mithril Mask - Curado, 12 DKP
Loot Fear Hourly (Fear 4-21-20 Evening Hour 4), 04.21.205 Dose Frost Potion - Cothsum, 65 DKP
5 Dose Frost Potion - Etarak, 39 DKP
Shiverback-Hide Armbands - Squirming, 4 DKP
Dweamorvine Garland - Senaa, 16 DKP
Valorium Greaves - Theavon, 3 DKP
5 Dose Frost Potion - Gordgeous, 35 DKP
Blighted Trousers - Ilxoxll, 4 DKP
5 Dose Frost Potion - Goruk, 31 DKP
Lustrous Russet Vambraces - Olscratch, 153 DKP
Lustrous Russet Bracer - Apollyus, 139 DKP
Cryosilk Sash - Cruell, 50 DKP
Lustrous Russet Helm - Templar, 15 DKP
5 Dose Frost Potion - Tiggo, 35 DKP
Shiverback-Hide Boots - Squirming, 3 DKP
Shiverback-Hide Gloves - Squirming, 4 DKP
Lustrous Russet Bracer - Mmow, 130 DKP
Lustrous Russet Breastplate - Arkis, 150 DKP
Loot Dungeon Crawl - Solb & FG (Fire Giants 4-23-20 Morning Kills), 04.23.20Crown of King Tranix - Zegzag, 110 DKP
Mithril Greaves - Kreepjack, 3 DKP
Polished Mithril Mask - Casten, 13 DKP
Loot Dungeon Crawl - Solb & FG (Fire Giants 4-23-20 Evening Kill), 04.23.20Polished Mithril Torque - Theavon, 3 DKP
Mithril Greaves - Goruk, 4 DKP
Polished Mithril Mask - Nooks, 13 DKP
Loot Dungeon Crawl - Solb & FG (Fire Giants 4-24-20 Redeye), 04.24.20Polished Mithril Mask - Dumpsious - GHOST, 10 DKP
Mithril Vambraces - Calming, 5 DKP
Loot Phinigel Autropos (Phinny 4-24-20 Morning Kill), 04.24.20Swirlspine Belt - Resilak, 12 DKP
Seahorse Scale Cloak - Gordgeous, 21 DKP
With all the new alts being made, a new guide has been created on how to easily copy your UI configuration between characters. Check it out at Copy UI to New Character
And On the 7th Day
Time for a well deserved rest. Enjoy the weekend off! Wait, who left these windows open?
Belly Casting Time Boys
The powers that be have dropped a new meta changing patch on us mere mortals, and (with no surprises) have been berated for their efforts. Check it out at https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=356056
Kingdom After Dark
In their anger over the loss of their precious Red Wood Wand all the denizens we had so recently put to bed had awakened from their slumber. All the Lords of Norrath (that weren't comatose from 12 hours of very successful poopsocking) rushed to their keyboards. With much haste we brought Lord Nagafen, his star-crossed lover Lady Vox, and, once again, the Faceless God himself to rest.
Congrats to all including our friends from <Ataskui>!
6 for 9 for the Weekend.
To celebrate, there is a new style available based on everyone's favorite Erudite Lich, Miragul! Check out the Style guide here.
We can all rest easy now... Oh snap, what's that rumbling???
Pacatus and the Content Crew put together this video of our first Cazic Thule kill.
Loot Cazic Thule (Dracoliche/Cazic Thule Kills 3-14-20 - CT counts as Double DKP since first time kill), 03.14.20Staff of Undead Legions - Brug, 51 DKP
Blood Fire - Jumo, 88 DKP
We liked it so much, we thought we'd do it again.
Loot Cazic Thule (CT 4-4-20 ), 04.04.20Barbarian Spiritist`s Hammer - Casten, 3 DKP
Shield of Rainbow Hues - Vinelsier, 185 DKP
But they say third time's a charm, and so we did it again... Thanks for the pics Viticius
Draco / CT Down 04/18/2020 ya'll
The Faceless One, Cazic-Thule, the God of Fear: he spreads terror and hopelessness the world over. Cazic-Thule resides on the Plane of Fear. At the center of that dark and horrid place, he broods over his growing empire, surrounded by thousands of dread minions. He is an enormous, hulking shape - a walking mountain, with a bulbous projection where a head should be. There is no face, no sign of any sensory organs (although the dreadful god is preternaturally sensitive). He has two muscular, outsized arms that can crush giants with a single blow, and two smaller, yet still powerful arms just below them that grasp weapons and/or a shield. Massive, clawed feet support the bulk. Cazic-Thule is the master of most iksar, who live in fear and awe of their god and seek to appease him by terrorizing others. His worshipers are drawn from all races and all walks of life, though, and the darkness of their service is spreading across Norrath. Cazicites indulge in murder, torture, live sacrifice, and unspeakable rites in the furtherance of their deity's aims. The god himself does not tread the world, but when he has need to intervene in terrestrial affairs - or thwart the plans of the other gods, with whom he is in constant competition - he dispatches his avatar, a mighty being in its own right. Occasionally, armies of heroes breach the barriers between the planes and dare the perils of the Plane of Fear on some short mission. Destined for failure, all but a few of these quests end in doom, especially should the heroes come to the God of Fear's attention while they walk his home plane.
Field reporter Nougat captured some footage of an elusive, majestic beast. So, of course, we killed it...
Super Wet Master of the Elements
Water levels are always the worst, but a Staff of Elemental Mastery: Water is a great way to end the night. Grats Twofor!
Bored socking? Why not FashionQuest it up? You can now change your style for the kingdomdkp.com website! Check out the guide here.
This is not a drill! There is new Michael's shenanigans If you're not familiar, make sure to check out all of his excellent EQ Content.
Stay Safe Ya'll
We got this
Fear Clear Jeers and Cheers
Loot Fear Hourly (Fear 4-12-20 Evening Hour 3), 04.12.20Vermiculated Crown - Snifs, 3 DKP
Umbral Platemail Vambraces - Goruk, 3 DKP
Umbral Platemail Gauntlets - Goruk, 3 DKP
Cryosilk Amice - Billy, 8 DKP
Lustrous Russet Boots - Spohr, 101 DKP
Lustrous Russet Bracer - Arkis, 171 DKP
Shiverback-Hide Boots - Resilak, 3 DKP
Cryosilk Sleeves - Cruell, 20 DKP
Amygdalan Tendril - Dungger, 3 DKP
Dweamorvine Garland - Gaelwen, 11 DKP
Umbral Platemail Helm - Goruk, 3 DKP
Vermiculated Armplates - Gaelwen, 3 DKP
Blighted Armband - Morbidecay, 3 DKP
Thorny Vine Greaves - Ginlo, 3 DKP
Carmine Pants - Nooks, 3 DKP
Thanks to all those who now need to do some serious laundry, the guild has acquired 3 new swords of the flaming hot variety. That's right, it's the legendary SoulFire!
Congrats to <Venerate>,<Black Lotus> and all of <Kingdom> on a Double Dragon Day!